Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Perspective on life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go
live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch
on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready
for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back,
you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Amen

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

getting quite philosophical..eh? what's up these days...howz life after marriage. do post some wedding pics.

WiselyUnwise said...

Not philisofical per se, but taking a slightly zoom-out look at life in-gen. You get to see more and better :) ... Yeah, will post some wedding pics (haven't got the darned time to size and cut 'em). And life after marriage rocks. Take my word, it really rocks!